Cindy: The Tail of Two-Pace

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If you have any Filipina experience whatsoever, you undoubtedly know about their hopeless confusion between the letters “P” and “F”. It’s unbelievably cute when they mix them up, but belly-achingly hysterical at the same time. They’ll just never get it right (no matter how many foreigners they hook up with). Raise your hand if you’ve ever heard: “Oooh yah, Puck my Foosy babeh!” I can’t get enough of that shit….it fucking kills me…even after all these years, lol.

So with that, we bring to you this week’s patrol, featuring a hot-from-some-angles Pinay spinner named Cindy. I say from some angles, because as you’ll notice, especially in the still photos, this lil’ doll looks utterly gorgeous from one side, but on the other side not so much. Now, I believe it’s just some regular teenage acne scarring, which should clear up after a while, but I couldn’t help but be reminded of a certain famous superhero’s cartoon villain who wore a more permanent facial disparity. So from this point on, I’ll refer to Cindy here as………….“Two-Pace”.

Jonas noticed Two-Pace walking along the upper edge of town one sunny day around noon recently. He followed (ok, stalked. no, ok, profiled.) her a short distance until she crossed the street and entered a hotel popular for it’s swimming pool. What she didn’t realize at the time was that this was precisely the exact hotel at which Jonas had just booked his “flop” room for the day’s hopeful patrol festivities. Like a sheep to the slaughterhouse I tell ya!

It didn’t take much coaxing in the courtyard to get this forlorn lass up the stairs to his room, and once there, he did a little get-to-know-ya:

Name: Cindy

Age: 22

Province: Mindanao

Hobbies: Watching movies (love-scenes & “skandals”), doing “farty-farty” with “priends”, drinking, dancing, looking for “cack”, mall-shopping, titi-shopping, “cack”-shopping

Well now, ahem, that was interesting. Jonas had a live one on his hands here, that’s for sure. The only reasonable thing for a girl to do after that sort of dialogue was start taking off clothes, and that’s exactly what Two-Pace did. Good Lawwwd, this girl had a body. If you’re a spinner-lover who likes ’em extra petite and flawless, this one’s for you. Just one of the most impeccable pek-pek’s you’ll ever find on two-legs ’round here.

Now, they say ugly girls give the best head, and in my experience that’s usually true (and fat girls), but with Two-Pace here, that rule didn’t apply. Er, wait, it did apply. Well, it depends on what angle you were looking from I guess. Anyway, this fucking chick doled out some TOP-NOTCH dome duty! The hands, the eyes, the lips, the tongue, the sounds, the spit—-she had it all going on! Fucking-A+ blow job from this half-beauty and kudos to Jonas for not blowing his wad too soon; I know I would have.

Not only did this split-profiled spinner work the cock well with her mouth, she also knew how to engage a man’s girth with her tight little money-maker. Whether it was missionary style, standing up doggy or reverse cowgirl, Two-Pace put a whuppin’ on Jonas’ “cack” with that snapper of hers, writhing all over it like it was the last day at the carnival.

Only a swordsman with as many confirmed puki punctures as he could withstand such a barrage of beastly ball-banging and not lose his nut too early. But even ol’ Jonas could only take so much and it wasn’t much longer ’til he was hurtin’ for a spurtin’. The only thing left was the question of location. Her perfect young body was too incredible to risk ruining with an internal 9-month time bomb. And if he went facial, which side? Left or right? Ugly or pretty?

So, Jonas did what any good central European gentleman would do when planning where to shoot first and stayed close to home. Which, in this case, meant pulling out and globbing 3 or 4 unambitious blobs of googasm on Cindy’s navel. To which, she gave one of the most dismissive and unimpressed looks ever recorded in the annals of Trike Patrol folklore. And that my friends, was the Tail of Two-Pace. Farty on, boys!